February 2012
38 posts
Mombrah on gays and hipsters:
theothersarah:
mombrah: How’s Fred with gays?
me: he’s fine, thinks they all want to blow him. like dad does.
mombrah: Dudes are weird!
me: yeah.
he hates hipsters more than any demographic
mombrah: Really!? Why?
me: not really sure. but they enrage him. whiny dirtbags he calls them.
mombrah: well, they are not as cool as they think.
This...
Aquarians usually feel like they don't really...
STM's
belleischrome:
You’re the first person I ever followed on my old Tumblr.
Warning! I tweet a lot. We invented Phelpsing.
Honk!
I should text you more because I miss talking to you.
Thrust.
Remember that time?
You are pretty :)
You are pretty!
You are darling!
You’re an awesome FIGHTER.
We would be great pals.
Hey Now!
I like you.
All the muches.
#4-11 are about me so back off,...
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white people that condone racism directed toward...
WTF Tuesday
People who don’t want me to swear should consider using manners when they speak to me. It’s only fair, right?
Camus really be free?
That Camus quote reminded me of the years I spent contemplating whether or not it was possible to be truly free while still existing within the realm of society. I thought about it so much, I wrote a novella about the idea, and spent 4 years of my life trying to be “free.”
It didn’t work out, as you can imagine. The novella or the lifestyle.
“The only way to deal with an unfree world is to become so absolutely free that...”
– Albert Camus (via burnthazel)
“It’s my “god given” right as a tax paying legal alien in the United...”
– Torgny
Truthful Tuesday: Five Months to Freelance
Starting now, I’m engaging in my own Five Months to Freelance plan which will end on July 28, when I return home from a writer’s workshop in Austin. During this time, I plan to pay off my credit card, explore and engage in a few freelance opportunities, and work on and workshop my book. At the end of the five months, I’ll either leave my job for freelance work, leave my job and...
Day 1: Five months is a fucking long time
I’ll be lucky to last another 5 minutes at this rate.
Made up holidays: Annoying people since before the...
heyvinnie replied to your post: This is me formulating a plan.
are you having a baby?
Yes! Fortunately for the world at large, it’s the kind that comes out of my brain and not my vagina.
This is me formulating a plan.
By August 1st I will know. Now, to hold on for five more months.
Pineapple Gee is the cutest serious baby ever.
Truthful Tuesday
I was born with a plastic spoon in my mouth. The north side of my town faced east, and the east was facing south.
I smoked cigarettes all weekend and then ran...
Not sure which hurts more: my throat or my calves.
I’m Hurting Inside (Rare Accoustic) - Bob...
Disk 1 of the "Songs of Freedom" album set is my...
Nothing in the entire world compares to Marley on vinyl.
“The road of life is rocky
And you may stumble too.
So while you talk about me,...”
Alphabreakfast
A & D
B-100
Biotin
C
Calcium
E
Multi
Super B Complex
Apparently, in Canada you get your drug...
Seriously. The “that’s how we do it in Canada” line is never going to work on me. I fucking invented it.
Oh, the gloat. It feels so good!
English lit graduate from my rival college, former senior editor for a “cool” Canadian magazine and writer for Readers Digest, HuffPost, etc - 0
Third rate liberal arts college dropout with a half completed copy editing cert - 1
Councillor and counselor are not interchangeable, regardless of what country you live in. “Smelt” is also not the past tense of smell....
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OMG DR. CORNELIUS DIED?
