swears happen.

Sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of I JUST WROTE A BOOK, BITCHES!

Thu, 23 May 2013 22:41:10 -0500

So that just happened.

Thu, 23 May 2013 21:56:06 -0500

So that just happened.

Every time.

Thu, 23 May 2013 17:24:07 -0500

Every time.

You’re so vain, you probably think the internet is about...

Thu, 23 May 2013 15:12:11 -0500

You’re so vain, you probably think the internet is about you. Don’t you?

#FELLONATWOBYFOUR2013

Thu, 23 May 2013 15:08:20 -0500

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Wed, 22 May 2013 18:23:57 -0500

Nothing makes me laugh harder than people who think everything online is somehow about them.

Wed, 22 May 2013 18:18:59 -0500

There are billions of people on the internet. Get the fuck over yourself.

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Wed, 22 May 2013 13:53:50 -0500

Yay! Toronto's mayor was mocked on the late night shows!

Wed, 22 May 2013 09:58:00 -0500

I can’t wait for every non-Canadian I know to email and tag me in the videos because it’s my hometown and I still totally live there and/or care what a mayor I can’t even vote for does with his stupid free time.

discardingimages: flying penis monster Decretum Gratiani with...

Tue, 21 May 2013 16:07:18 -0500

discardingimages:

flying penis monster

Decretum Gratiani with the commentary of Bartolomeo da Brescia, Italy 1340-1345.

Lyon, BM, Ms 5128, fol. 100r

fredasaurusrex: made it 29 years without breaking a bone. then...

Sat, 18 May 2013 20:28:28 -0500

fredasaurusrex:

made it 29 years without breaking a bone. then I break my god damn hand two weeks before my 30th birthday. yay.

Angry masturbation. Does it every time.

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Sat, 18 May 2013 14:50:29 -0500

porn studios are going to use google glasses

Fri, 17 May 2013 13:36:58 -0500

porn studios are going to use google glasses :

iamlucyspet:

lolwut.

First Person Cum Shooter?

I came to know with now dismay That in this world we all must...

Thu, 16 May 2013 18:58:49 -0500

I came to know with now dismay
That in this world we all must pay
Pay to write, pay to play
Pay to cum, pay to fight

My teenager just came downstairs and asked me to turn down the...

Thu, 16 May 2013 18:31:59 -0500

My teenager just came downstairs and asked me to turn down the music.

Neil deGrasse Tyson Tells Us Why 'Star Trek' Is So Much Better Than 'Star Wars'

Thu, 16 May 2013 11:33:00 -0500

Neil deGrasse Tyson Tells Us Why 'Star Trek' Is So Much Better Than 'Star Wars':

“I never got into Star Wars,” Tyson tells us. “Maybe because they made no attempt to portray real physics. At all.”

I feel the same way about Renfest and historical accuracy.

Edited to add that he never actually says Trek is “so much better” than Wars.

TBT: I used to be a Daddy’s girl.

Thu, 16 May 2013 11:28:50 -0500

TBT: I used to be a Daddy’s girl.

thedailywhat: Coming Soon of the Day: Neil Degrasse Tyson Will...

Thu, 16 May 2013 11:20:06 -0500

thedailywhat:

Coming Soon of the Day: Neil Degrasse Tyson Will Host the Sequel of Carl Sagan’s Cosmos

Though it’s been quietly in the works since 2011, Fox has officially confirmed that Carl Sagan’s monumental 1970 sci-ed miniseries Cosmos: A Personal Voyage will be getting an updated sequel next year, which will consist of 13 episodes produced by Family Guy’s Seth MacFarlane and hosted by one of the Internet’s most celebrated astrophysicists, Neil Degrasse Tyson. Fox is hoping the show will have as much as of cultural impact as Carl Sagan’s original series, which still remains one of the most watched PBS series in the world to this day.

(Image by Richard Davies)

inothernews: FLASH BURDEN Images captured by NASA’s Solar...

Thu, 16 May 2013 11:02:03 -0500

inothernews:

FLASH BURDEN Images captured by NASA’s Solar Dynamics Observatory of the Sun’s active region AR1748 has produced the first four X-class solar flares of 2013 in less than 48 hours, all seen here in the extreme ultraviolet range. (Photo: SDO via NASA APOD)

The sun is scary as fuck, guys.

And if something like demoting Pluto is what it takes to get people to care about science, then fuck you, Pluto.

Thu, 16 May 2013 10:37:00 -0500